ONE Tubbe, tubbe....

Yikes... I feel so fat. I just ate a McDonald Big N' Tasty, and a large order of french fries... yuck.
Hey.... Before you judge, let me just tell you that I was just trying to celebrate my birthday! Really! I just got off work, and McDonald is the only place nearby that's open after 11:00pm. Seriously, I can't believe that there are more places to go at night in Edmond than there are here, but it's true. I currently live in a very small city/town/suburb.
SIGH
But it could be worse...
SIGH
But I REALLY wanted to go see a movie tonight...
SIGH
but even if I HAD been in Oklahoma, there isn't a movie theater that has showings after 11:30pm...
SIGH
So I got McDonald instead; to celebrate...
SIGH
And now I feel fat...
SIGH
ONE, tubbe, tubbe..............

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHELLEY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDYA TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAY TO SHEEEEEEEEEELLLEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You should look at my blog too!! Tee hee!!

I posted on GinNs blog...

Well... It only seems right that I should post something on my own dead-ish blog since I posted something on Ginny's. Question is: what should I post?
So. Since I don't want to post anything terribly boring(that would be uncharacteristic) I have decided to post a literal thinking puzzle.

A man walked into a bar, and immediately was knocked unconscious. Why?

Okay... and for anyone who may be tempted to ask a stupid question, here's a hint: I did not make any spelling mistakes.